CEOS, Except With Subtitles If you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on my Pa

CEOS, Except With Subtitles If you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on my Patreon. A $1 pledge really helps!To read my notes about the cartoon, check out the original patreon post!Transcript:TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOONThis cartoon has six panels.PANEL 1This panel contains nothing but the title of the cartoon, in large, friendly letters.TITLE: CEOs, EXCEPT WITH SUBTITLESPANEL 2This panel shows a friendly-looking man, seated behind a desk, wearing a three-piece suit and talking directly to the viewer. He is the CEO. In this panel, and in all the following panels, the CEOs dialog is at the top of the panel in a comic book font, while there’s a subtitle “translating” what he’s saying in a more mechanical font at the bottom of the panel.CEO: Greetings! As CEO, I want to talk to our entire company family about a serious issue: Unionization.SUBTITLE: Listen up, serfs!PANEL 3The panel shows a wall-mounted flatscreen TV; on the TV, the CEO, in the same shot as panel 1, is talking, his right hand on his chest over his heart.CEO: I think of us as more a family than a business.SUBTITLE: A family where papa gets paid 271 times as much.PANEL 4A room is filled with people watching the CEO on a wall-mounted TV. The TV is flanked by a security guard on one side, and a manager-looking woman on the other, both watching the crowd in an unfriendly manner. On TV, the CEO has raised his hands and looks angry.CEO: We don’t need union outsiders in our family!SUBTITLE:  "Outsiders" like pro-union workers who have worked here for decades.PANEL 5A shot of the CEO in his office. We’re now off a bit to one side, so we can see the camera the CEO is talking to, a boom microphone, and the corner of a big photography light aimed at the CEO. The CEO is raising an index finger and looking stern.CEO: The consequences of unionization could be terrible for all our company’s workers.SUBTITLE: We will be illegally firing union organizers.PANEL 6The same shot as panel one, with the CEO looking straight at the viewer and smiling, his arms folded on the desk in front of him.CEO: In closing, to the union, I say: You don’t scare me!SUBTITLE: In all the universe, nothing frightens me more than unionization. I literally just peed my pants. -- source link

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