As soon as He saw the pet on the Dominion website He knew he had to have it. But $2,500 bucks?? That
As soon as He saw the pet on the Dominion website He knew he had to have it. But $2,500 bucks?? That was steep. It was just after Christmas and money was tight and there were bills to pay. Then He got an idea. It would pay for itself, he thought. He purchased it, draining his account and no sooner had it in His possession than He began traveling the highways and trucker’s rest-stops selling his pet’s services, the lonely horny truckers happily forking over the money for fifteen minutes with his pet. Three days later, the pet was exhausted, sore and had more bruises than he could count, but He made his money back…plus some. He then decided to name his pet “Mack” because of all the happy trucks it had serviced…and would continue to service while his collar was on it. Happy Motoring, Mack. Happy Motoring. -- source link