There is a good chance that right now you are eating with silverware made from descendants of orgy l

There is a good chance that right now you are eating with silverware made from descendants of orgy loving, wife tradin, commies! These freaks weren’t your 1960’s dirty hippie either, try 19th century style. Onieda, the largest sellers of silverware goodness, began as The Onieda Community in 1848 by a horny hippie named, John Humphrey Noyes. One day he he had a dream, a dream that he would start a religious commune, to get those bonnet ladiesss. He convinced people that Jesus had returned and they were living in utopia. Jesus is back, its time to bang the day away! And bang they did, even coining the term “free love” in the process. To make money for their lust filled commune they sold silverware, stylish palm frond hats, and some weird jarred jelly shit. No kidding. All was going well until, everybody got wrinkly and the leftover young didn’t wanna bang saggin oldies, so they eventually sold out and went uber corporate man! - Nat Marx, B.A in History from Eckerd College (Our first guest author!!!) -- source link

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