How Dare They Call Me A Conservative!If you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on m

How Dare They Call Me A Conservative!If you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on my Patreon. A $1 pledge really helps! To read my notes about the cartoon, check out the (unlocked) original patreon post! TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON:This cartoon has six panels. All six panels feature a 50ish white man, wearing glasses and a suit jacket over a black tee shirt, speaking directly to the viewer. Two of the panels are much narrower than the other four. In addition to those six panels, there’s also a tiny “kicker” panel below the bottom of the cartoon.PANEL 1A medium shot of the man. He is speaking excitedly and angrily at the viewer, holding a fist in the air. We can see there’s a tree behind him.MAN: Did you read my article in Quibbette? I show how there’s no freedom of speech for anyone criticizing the “woke” fascists!PANEL 2A longer shot lets us see he’s standing on a path on what might be a college  quadrangle. It’s a park-like space with trees and a faux-roman style building in the background. He continues to speak intensely, holding up a forefinger to make a point.MAN: Like I said in the Times, the campus left are coddled, free-speech hating totalitarians!PANEL 3In a closer shot, and a much smaller, narrower panel, the man, smiling, cups his mouth with a hand to whisper to the viewer. He’s making a thumbs up sign with his other hand.MAN (whispering): Psst! I’m pro-choice, and I voted for Obama.PANEL 4He’s back to angry rant mode, raising both hands into the air.MAN: Like I said on Fox: The Democrats have been taken over by identitarian totalitarians who hate white men!PANEL 5Again smiling and whispering in a much narrower panel.MAN: Psst! Have I mentioned I have a Black friend?PANEL 6In the final panel, the man has a hurt expression, and is holding one hand flat on his chest.MAN: And how dare they call me a conservative after I took all those liberal positions!SMALL KICKER PANEL BELOW BOTTOM OF STRIPStill talking directly at the viewer, the man looks angry again.MAN: And why can’t those fascist totalitarian cowardly thugs be more civil? -- source link

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