orangeorc: Dr. Neer’s presentation was the by far the most popular so far at the annual conven
orangeorc: Dr. Neer’s presentation was the by far the most popular so far at the annual convention of plastic surgeons. The room was packed as he explained the mechanical, and the potential, or the large, ray-guy like device on the state. Finally, he was at the part of his presentation where he took questions from the audience. He called on a doctor near the front. “So, your… augmentation ray. Doesn’t it violate conservation of mass?” “It appears to, certainly. It actually converts energy to mass while mutating the body.” “Can it reduce or shrink body parts in any way, shape, or form?” “No.” “But it makes body parts bigger?” “Yes. And the presentation focused on the usage for breast augmentation, but don’t thing that’s the be-all end-all of this device. Just this morning, I managed to localize a butt lift for a lovely young Brazilian girl.” “Have you noticed any side-effects?” “None reported so far, but all of my patients have my number. They know-” The conference hall shook. “Was that an earthquake?” The conference hall shook again… and again… and again… harder each time. “What’s happening?” cried Dr. Neer, as the roof started to crack and warp. The roof came off, and a smiling, colossal blonde woman casually threw it aside. “Hello, Dr. Neer!” she said, waving down at him. “I just wanted to let you know about one teensy side effect! I’m a little bit taller than I was!” “Uh… Araceli… hello. I’m sorry, I had no idea that-” “Oh no, it’s fine! I like looking down on people for a change! As long as this is bigger…” She gave herself a smack on the ass that sounded like a thunderclap. “…I don’t mind if everything else is a bit bigger too! In fact…” There was a low rumbling. Araceli’s body was shaking. “Going up!” she said, excitedly. As the conference watched in awe, Araceli grew suddenly, rising two stories- at least another 30 feet, higher in the air. “Oh, wow! All of you got even smaller!” she laughed. “I love it when that happens… it feels better each time!” She started to strut towards the ocean. Her swaying hips slammed into buildings on either side of the street as she walked. “I think I’m going to swimming now… bye-bye!” A light running start, and a moment later, she jumped upwards, to make a massive cannonball. She grew abruptly in the air, and when her ass descended towards the ocean it was nearly twice as big as it had been before. “Okay, one side effect…” said Dr. Neer as the immense wave rushed towards them… -- source link