jethrocane:summer-band-dreams:ninthdoctorsbutt:jethrocane:LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
jethrocane:summer-band-dreams:ninthdoctorsbutt:jethrocane:LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFFI BOUGHT ITMONTHS AGOTRIED IT ONCEI THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLEIT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHERIT GOT ON EVERYTHING IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAYI THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHTAND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAINHOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAINI READ THE DIRECTIONSAND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHTI COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONETURNS OUTYOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRSTWAIT FOR IT TO DRYCOMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOWAND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESSAND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALMIT WAS A MIRACLE THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BESTIT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIMEIT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHINGAMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY ITNO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIMEAS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAYTHIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHINGIF YOU RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR LIPS IT COMES OFF EASIERYES THIS IS A GOOD TIP I HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCEGIVE IT A LIL SCRUB WITH THE OL’ PEARLY WHITE RUB A DUB DUBIT WILL COME OFFIT WILL DO AS YOU COMMANDTHIS MAKEUP O B E Y SIT S T A Y S -- source link