“So did you do your assignment yesterday?” Phoebe asks Anya. “Or did you end up do

“So did you do your assignment yesterday?” Phoebe asks Anya. “Or did you end up doing Roy instead?”“I didn’t see him at all yesterday. And I handed in my assignment first thing this morning,” says Anya. “Can you not smile while you’re eating?’ says Phoebe. “It’s creepy.”“Sorry,” says Anya. “It’s just…he rang me last night and told me he’d bought us tickets to Broken Simlish’s concert. In three months’ time. In Paris.”Phoebe’s eyebrows converge beneath her heavy black fringe. Anya slows her chewing.“Do you know what’s happening?” says Phoebe. “You’re being love-bombed.”“No I’m not,” says Anya. “Roy’s just a very generous person, that’s all. And he has money, so it’s probably not really that much of a big deal to him-““Your very first date with him lasted twenty-four hours,” says Phoebe. “You’ve already met his kids. And his best friend! And his ex-wife! Doesn’t that tell you something?”“It tells me that we enjoyed each other’s company,” says Anya. “A lot. And I’ve only met two of his kids-“ “It should have told you that things are moving too quickly,” says Phoebe. “What’s going to happen tomorrow? Is he going to ask you to move in with him?” “Oh, come on,” says Anya. “Seriously-““Buying tickets to a concert in Paris is just way too over-the-top. It’s another red flag. So is assuming that you’re still going to be together in three months’ time. He’s starting to sound like a narcissistic arsehat.”“He is not. He’s a kind, generous person, that’s all,” says Anya.Her phone dings. Phoebe’s eyes narrow triumphantly.“Let me guess,” she says. “A text from the Love Bomber, telling you how much he loves you and can’t live without you.”Anya stares at her screen. Phoebe is right about it being a text from Roy. She feels a dopamine-laced little bubble expand in her chest as she reads. She places the phone gently on the table and picks up her grilled cheese sandwich.  Not even the expression on Phoebe’s face can dampen her elation.“Roy just asked me to be his date for the Sports Agent of the Year Awards on Friday night,” she says.“That absolute fucker,” says Phoebe. -- source link

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