Day 17Reflections on: Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 (2021)This movie is a harder sell than 1994 or
Day 17Reflections on: Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 (2021)This movie is a harder sell than 1994 or 1978. There’s not a ton of nostalgia associated with the year 1666. There are no good songs from that decade.Most people look pretty clean for 1666. Everyone would be way dirtier, dumber and drunker than they are here. “Mad Thomas” is the only one who seems era appropriate. This was fun because you get to hear all the actors attempt to do Irish-ish accents. Abby and Lizzy become “Abbé and Lizzé”!Every man wears a long, greasy wig.Lost of cute animals: 7 adorable piglets, a goat, and a dog named “Merry Boy” whose instagram I just found. It’s important to know that I took notes on this with a witch pencil.It’s cute as hell that a bunch of oldey timey teens eat some sort of psychedelic berries and party in the woods to celebrate the full moon. Does 1 second of oral sex even count?R.L. Stine is obsessed with child murderers.Humans are so dumb.Witches are totally radical.What does CK One smell like? I can’t remember anymore. A character compares the fragrance to the aroma of “an androgynous baby”.The same character gives an inspirational speech about the Konami code again.Does the Scooby gang install blacklight bulbs all over the mall? Were they there already? It looks cool but I am very confused.Why do characters in movies who need to access some of their own blood always slice open their palms?! That’s the worst place to slice yourself! They wouldn’t be able to grip anything or clench their fist. Anything they touch would immediately infect their massive wound. This is my pet peeve I guess!I love a good old fashioned monster mash at the mall! Watch this if you think you’d enjoy a classic ghoul battle royale in a hypercolor hellscape :) -- source link
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