fantasywifeuniverse: I… I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting dressed this mor
fantasywifeuniverse: I… I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting dressed this morning and instead of my Columbia shirt from yesterday hanging in my closet I found this – Harvard! Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m going to Harvard Law! Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other clothes had changed, too. All of my jeans were replaced with shorts – like, really shortie shorts. And there were a ton of push-up bras I swear I’d never seen before. And, as if you couldn’t tell, my hair is blonde! Well, kinda blondish. Like, a good dye job. In fact, I checked my calendar on my phone and it turns out I have a standing appointment at a salon to get my hair touched up and also a spray tan. Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the pre-law club, spending my time self-objectifying like that? Ick no way. But if that’s what it takes to get into Harvard Law, who am I to complain? *click* Eeeee! I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting dressed this morning and instead of my Pace University shirt from yesterday balled up on the floor I found this – NYU! Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m going to the Tisch School for my MFA! Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other clothes had changed, too. All of my shorts were replaced with skirts – like, really short skirts. And there were a ton of lacy thongs I swear I’d never seen before. And, as if you couldn’t tell, I look like a total hottie. In fact, I checked my resume and it turns out I’ve done a bunch of work as an underwear model. Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the university theater troupe, spending my time flaunting my body like that? Ick, no way. But if that’s what it takes to get into NYU, who am I to complain? *click* OH EM GEEEE! I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting my laundry out of the dorm dryer and instead of my boring old American Apparel skirt I found this – Kappa! Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m a sorority girl now! Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other sisters looked totally sexy, too – like, really sexy. And even though I’m totally lezzing all over them I’m still horny for dick. And, as if you couldn’t tell, I think they all feel the same way, too. In fact, I checked and they want to have a fun little four-way tonight. Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the jealous girlfriends club, spending my time sharing my boyfriend with two other hot blondes? Ick, no way. But if that’s what it takes to get into a sorority, who am I to complain? -- source link