fantasywifeuniverse: Oh my God! I got it! I got it! This is the happiest day of my life! I landed a
fantasywifeuniverse: Oh my God! I got it! I got it! This is the happiest day of my life! I landed a scholarship with the university MBA program! And, get this, they want me to run an applied lab report as a first year student! Isn’t that great? Apparently they were really impressed with my undergrad work on youth purchasing trends and want me to take it to the next level. So long BS job, hello fast track to executive life with a corner office. OK, so maybe this program wasn’t exactly what I expected. They don’t want me to conduct surveys or collect data or anything. They want me to have a first-person experience as the target youth clientele. The study’s corporate sponsor even paid for me to have an apartment in West Campus, near all the sorority houses. And, get this, they provided a bunch of their products for me to try out – clothes and makeup and whatnot. Weird. But, like yea. A free apartment is a free apartment and an MBA is an MBA. I start some summer classes next week. Apparently there were a few gaps in my undergrad transcript and they expect me to fill this prereqs before the fall semester. Whatevs. Soon enough I’ll be back to power suits. Hey guys! So what’d y’all think? Cute right? I’m kinda having fun with all the clothes and shiz they put in this apartment. I wish I could say the same about the classes tho. Ugh! I thought they’d be like totes easy or whatever but they’re actually really hard. So fucking hard. And soooo boning. Blerg! Luckily the TA is like super nice and he’s really helping me with all his junk. Anyways, I can’t wait until summer classes are over. Ok. Fuck. This. Shit. Fuck it! Seriously, I’m done. I’m done with these lame ass classes that I don’t even understand. I’m done with having to give up my whole summer to sit in a boring lecture for no reason. I’m done with the douchey TA trying to stare at my tits. He just thinks he’s hot fucking shit cuz he’s a total dream or whatever. Fuck it! I’m going shopping and then I’m going partying. Cuz that’s what summers are for! *giggle* Why didn’t I think of this sooner? Who needs to study when I can just suck a D to get a D. Right? Totes! I’m like, ya know, so smart. *giggle* Hey guys! So guess how I celebrated passing all of my summer classes? *giggle* I went blonde! Do you like it? Well, know what they say. Blondes have more fun and I promised myself that I’m gonna have so much fun at college. Now that I got all my stupid prereqs out of the way I can start freshman year just like everyone else this fall. But don’t expect to find me in the student center or library. I’m gonna hang out at the business school. That’s where at the hot guys are that’re gonna make tons of money when they graduate – real men with fast tracks to executive life and a corner office. Cuz I didn’t come to college to be some bro’s slampiece. I’m here to get my Mrs. degree and become a real trophy wifey! Oopsie. Guess I didn’t even make it to graduation. -- source link