swelling-bigger: “Hey there handso… Oh my god! Daddy!? What are you doing somewhere like this!? Well
swelling-bigger: “Hey there handso… Oh my god! Daddy!? What are you doing somewhere like this!? Well.. surprise I guess.. I never lied to you, I am a waitress, I just didn’t say where… Since you aren’t dragging me out by the ear and grounding my life into oblivion, maybe I can get you a drink? I hear from the other girls that you tip your favourites in much more than money.. And well.. I have always wondered why mom was so much bustier than the rest of the family. Just think, bigger boobs, more tips, more tips, less college debt.. And you want to make sure your little girl has a secure future right daddy?” -- source link