“I’ll always appreciate that you respected my beliefs and patiently waited until after w
“I’ll always appreciate that you respected my beliefs and patiently waited until after we were married to have sex, but I never imagined that the very first time I’d have sex in my life would leave me pregnant! We get married and you knock me up in the same day? Unbelievable. Still, I’m proud to be carrying our baby and since my beliefs don’t permit me to take birth control and since I can’t abstain as I found out I love sex too much, you’re going to have to get used to me looking like this. Your wife. Your very pregnant wife carrying around a huge belly as the public mark of you having had your way with me.” -- source link