confessionsofasizequeen: So I’m in Vegas last weekend with my girls, hanging out at these guys
confessionsofasizequeen: So I’m in Vegas last weekend with my girls, hanging out at these guys’ table, getting our drink on, when it comes up that Rob here somehow got turned away by a chick last night because he was “too big.” Well you know me, I hear this and I’m intrigued, but I also call bullshit … “No way a girl turns you away for being too big, that’s absurd, there’s no such thing!!!!” He just chuckled, confidently now, “Oh, I promise that’s what happened, she even sent me a text to apologize.” There it was, on his phone, “Sorry for running away last night, I’d just never seen a dick soooo huge and thick before!!! That beast might’ve killed me ;) The more I keep thinking about, though, now I’m all curious! And my gf’s won’t stop giving me shit for passing up the chance at a cock that massive (they made me point out the dildo in the sex shop with the closest resemblance) … So maybe you give me another chance ;)” Wow, I thought, any guy who could engender that level of reaction might just be packing something special! “Well now you have to show it to me!!!!” I exclaimed, “It’s pretty private back here, and what’s the point of a private table if you can’t have a little fun …” His friends were egging him on now … and then, all of a sudden, there it was, hanging semi-erect, absolutely enormous! I must’ve done a double-take, standing there completely slack-jawed. “My God, well now I see what all the commotion was about!!! Christ, you must be half-horse!!! So … how hard do I need to beg before you take me back to your room now?” -- source link