syrupmancer:thyrell: theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie shit#Jes
syrupmancer:thyrell: theloa: lucentgallivanter: benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: Feeds other people his own blood An affinity for crucifixes Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it Shows up uninvited in people’s housesCan’t turn into a bat ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually he reclaimed them -- source link
#of laughter