bloojayoolie: Teacher, Birds, and Ice Cream: TEACHER “Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence a
bloojayoolie: Teacher, Birds, and Ice Cream: TEACHER “Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?” BILLY- “None, the others would fly away” TEACHER The answer is 4 but I like the way you think BILLY- “I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones. I licking, I biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married? Teacher nervously answers “The one sucking” BILLY - “The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think” -- source link