pottair: carolinesbookworld: daily-sound-tech: biggest-goldiest-fish: itsthemoooooooooon: smallest-f
pottair: carolinesbookworld: daily-sound-tech: biggest-goldiest-fish: itsthemoooooooooon: smallest-feeblest-boggart: mori-sempai: patient-positivity: gods-little-punk: avatarpotato: dragonpyre: snicketty-snook: jacksoopticboop: anticoffeebeans: viostormcaller: actually-al: pixiis-blog: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “Hey Dork.” “I am not a dork.” “Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.” “Whats up buttholes” “Shut up Loser” “Hey maaaan” “Hey maaaaan” Or “Hey stoop-stoops” “No” “Who are you?” “Hey shithead” “Hey dickface” “Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room* “Hey nerd”“What do you want” “Sup bitch” “Fuck off” *steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle* “what” “what do you want for dinner” That last one!!! (Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)“What”(Leaves the room without saying anything) Okay the last two are utterly and entirely accurate My brother bursts into my room either just singing or rapping and refuses to leave until he’s finished The last one is my fucking sister Dad: “Can you go tell your brother to do the dishes?”Me: *screaming to the other side of the house* “SCHMEB DAD SAYS DO THE DISHES!!!” Schmeb: *also screaming* “NO FUCK YOU!!” Me: *hears a song blasting through my brother’s speakers*Me: *bursts into room screaming song at top of lungs*Brother: *doesn’t look up*Me: “why are you like this” Me: heyBrother: aAGhaKojdRjAcjt gEt oUt oF mY rOoM!!!111 “Hey shithead.”“Oh, fuck you.” -- source link