alakazam1988: “I always had the feeling the this shirt made me look bigger than I actually am.
alakazam1988: “I always had the feeling the this shirt made me look bigger than I actually am. A circumstance I love! So I started wearing it more and more often. After a few days I realized, I couldn’t cover all of my expanding belly with it anymore. People started commenting my size 24/7 and the gut I was archiving kept on growing. No matter how many times I pulled my shirt down, it rolled back up immediately. A bit further with ever passing day. The gains keep on coming, and even though people are worried about my rapidly raising softness, I hope I’ll never outwear this shirt! And now excuse me. It’s time for a third breakfast.” -- source link