“…Are You Fucking Serious.”“I thought it would be fine! It-
“…Are You Fucking Serious.”“I thought it would be fine! It-”“They’re an Endangered. Species. Jonathan. And you left her…in your fucking living room…with 4. FOUR. cats! She just started putting out ornaments, in a week we’d probably have a stable clutch! do you know how far back this puts the breeding program? not to mention the fact that Tinsel is dead! Everybody loved Tinsel! She was an ambassador of her species! We took her to fucking kindergartens! What do we tell the children Jon???”“Mike, I’m sorry. She was still hibernating and I-I thought they’d just assume she was a regular Christmas tree-”“Have you ever had a Christmas tree in a house full of cats Jonathan?”“N-no.”“OBVIOUSLY.”over on patreon Trevor asked for: ‘monster attacking the Christmas tree ornaments like a cat, but the tree is also a monster?’ but as a cat owner i know that you don’t need a monster cat to fight a monster tree. you just need a regular cat. -- source link
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