heyguesswatimheretostay: lovesick4nick: öWhen I’m an adult and have kids I will make/
heyguesswatimheretostay: lovesick4nick: ö When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me and your father will eat it.” And they’re all Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all “Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.” -- source link