mxmaneater:Thank you for everyone putting up with my weird drawbles in the Drarry Discord Warning: d
mxmaneater:Thank you for everyone putting up with my weird drawbles in the Drarry Discord Warning: do not insert-“So you want to explain what odd bit of potion you have slurping about in there? It’s obscene.” Draco’s tone was cutting and imperious, and if he hadn’t been talking about a lava lamp, Harry wouldn’t have found it as hilarious as he did.“It’s not a potion—it’s Muggle.”“Riiiiiiight,” Draco sneered, as if Harry was having him on. “So you have a levitating, neon substance the color of adolescent Billywig, and you want me to believe it’s not magical?” He huffed and crossed his arms. “If you don’t want to tell me, fine—keep your secrets. But don’t spew such untenable lies-”At this point, Harry was clutching his sides with silent laughter.“What’s so funny?!”Unable to hide it any longer, Harry let out an explosive snort. “It’s not like… I mean, I’m not laughing at you—not really, anyway – but it truly is Muggle. I’m not lying. It was Sirius’ in the 70s.”Draco blinked at him like that explained nothing at all. “You’re telling me, that that-” he pointed here at object of great deception, “-is a Muggle…what? Drink?” At Harry’s silence, his eyes grew wide and cheeks flushed. “Don’t tell me…it’s not a, y’know, sex toy…is it?!”Harry burst into a renewed wave of laughter and tugged Draco in by the collar to press an adoring kiss to the side of his cheek. “No, you idiot, it’s a lamp.”“A…lamp?”Draco’s cheeks grew redder still as he contemplated the object. “So…not something you would put up your…”“No! No one’s putting a lava lamp up their arse, Malfoy!” Harry knocked them onto the bed with a smirk. “But I can put something else up your arse if you want.”Read on AO3 -- source link
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