When the rookie was invited over to Coach’s house on a Saturday afternoon:To the other Coaches
When the rookie was invited over to Coach’s house on a Saturday afternoon:To the other Coaches rounding the side corner of the house onto Coach’s secluded back patio:MPHHHHHHHH UUUMPHHHH MPHHHHHH (Translation: Help me. Coach has gone crazy. He’s tied me up like this!)Followed by MPHHHHHHHH UUUMPHHHH MPHHHHHH (Translation: Why are you taking your clothes off?)Then MPHHHHHHHH UUUMPHHHH MPHHHHHH (Translation: Why are your dicks hard?)And as Coach returns to the patio with the scissors he’ll use to cut the rookie’s clothes off along with an assortment of sex toys and lube:MMM UUUMPHHHH (Translation: Oh, FUCK) -- source link