jobbersquashwrestling: (This is my second fantasy match, let me know what you think). Yokozun
jobbersquashwrestling: (This is my second fantasy match, let me know what you think). Yokozuna vs Joe “The Tornado” Wings Joe is getting changed into his blue singlet in the changing room. Minding his own business, a huge behemoth barges past him, pushing him into the lockers. Unknowing of who it is, Joe turns round and shouts “what the fuck?” at this man. He now realises he has made a huge mistake, as the man turns back, and walks towards Joe. The man is Yokozuna. Yokozuna stands opposite Joe, his 500 pound frame engulfing Joe’s 150 pound frame. Yokozuna’s manager stops the impending demolition of Joe, by telling Joe he has a match tonight. “You’re facing this man, in the ring, right now!” A huge smile appears across Yokozuna’s face, and a huge expression of fear appears across Joe’s. Yokozuna and the manager leave the locker rooms, with Joe alone. Joe must now prepare for his match against the 500 pound, Yokozuna. Joe’s music plays out across the arena, Joe walks slowly from the backstage and into the arena. The small audience around the ring greeted with high fives, hugs and smiles, cheering and chanting Joe’s name. Joe stands in the corner of the ring, as Yokozuna’s music begins to play. This huge mass of a man slowly waddles his way towards the ring. Now in the ring, Yokozuna and Joe square off. Joe refuses to be intimidated, stepping right towards Yokozuna, putting his right arm in the air and cheering for himself. Yokozuna is infuriated. The bell is rung. Joe puts his hand out, in offer of a handshake. Yokozuna goes to take the hand shake, but Joe removes his hand and instead slaps Yokozuna right in the face. His hand meeting the skin of Yoko’s right cheek. Yokozuna’s head fills with anger. He turns back to look at Joe, clearly showing Joe what he did was a huge mistake. Yokozuna pushes Joe right to the mat. Yokozuna storms over to him, picking him up by his ears and pushing Joe into the corner, a quick forearm slap across the slap, sends shockwaves across Joe’s skinny muscular body. Joe is whipped across the ring to the other corner. Yokozuna follows him, running at sweep and slamming his body into the corner, Joe is sandwiched and squashed. His limp body collapses to the floor. Yokozuna grabs Joe’s legs pulling his body into position. Yokozuna climbs the ropes in the corner. Standing on the middle ropes, he cheers and then delivers a crushing Banzai Drop. His huge butt coming down onto Joe’s skinny chest, as he hits, Yokozuna bounces and comes back down on Joe’s chest. The referee counts. 1…2…3… the match is quick. The match is over. Yokozuna stays sitting on Joe’s chest, as the referee pleas for him to remove himself. Yokozuna’s manager enters the ring, standing beside the massacre that has just been witnessed. Crowd goers looking on in despair for Joe. Yokozuna pulls himself off Joe, looking down at his knocked out, cute face. His manager shouts “AGAIN”. Yokozuna, once again climbs the ropes to the middle. He lets out a huge roar, before delivering a second Banzai Drop. This time, Yokozuna doesn’t use his feet to take the majority of the impact. Instead, Yokozuna’s entire 500-pound frame comes crashing down onto Joe’s chest, this time, closer to his neck. As he hits, he bounces, and Joe’s face becomes engulfed in Yokozuna’s thighs and butt cheeks. Yokozuna, now sitting directly on Joe’s neck and face refuses to move once again. Several referees now begging Yokozuna to get off this young boy. Some referees even attempting to push Yoko off, with little affect, resulting in Yokozuna swatting them away like flies. Yokozuna pulls himself off Joe again, looking down. The manager notices something. He points down to Joe’s body. “He likes it”, pointing to a clear and distinct boner. “He really did like that”. “DO IT AGAIN”. Yokozuna again, climbs the ropes up to the middle rope. However, the manager pulls Joe slightly further away from the corner, the intention is for Yokozuna to land directly on Joe’s head. Yokozuna standing on the middle rope, delivers his THIRD Banzai Drop on Joe. This time coming crashing down on Joe’s head. Joe’s face completely blacked out, as Yokozuna bounces around on his face as he makes impact. He stays here sitting for a while. Joe clearly struggling to breathe as his arms are flailing and trying to push Yokozuna’s huge frame off. However, his boner grows bigger and bigger. Joe is clearly enjoying this suffering. Yokozuna moves his butt back, sitting now on Joe’s chest. He looks down at Joe’s limp face, and smiles. “You’re done now, boy”. Yokozuna pulls himself up, as referees tend to Joe’s crushed and mauled body. Yokozuna exits the ring down the steps, looking back at Joe’s limp body. He reaches into the ring, grabbing Joe’s arm. He drags Joe over to him, underneath the bottom rope and lifts him up onto his shoulder. Yokozuna carries Joe off into the locker room. Nice fantasy squash job. -- source link