neilcicierega: Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit chan
neilcicierega: Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit changes: • The Beets broke up• Honker Burger closed• Roger got rich• Connie got a more “normal” body type• Doug became Porkchop’s pet• Skeeter’s safeword changed from “honk honk” to “eebeedeebee” • The town was named Doug • “Patti Mayonnaise Memorial Swimming Pool” WTF! • Mayor White became part of Doug’s circle of friends• Sex moans in the theme song• Everyone could see Doug’s imagination sequences happen in reality• 9/11 predictions got a lot less subtle • Mr. Dink calmed down • Judy Funnie became a baby• Mr. Bone lived in Doug’s walls• Doug’s voice actor was replaced by Sir Michael Caine • Every episode was 4 hours long • Every character was nude with grotesquely long, muscular torsos• Roger always dropped a gun on the floor in every scene • Doug turned twelve • Every episode ended with Doug’s parents dying -- source link