“Son, why are those young men pointing at me and laughing? Is it because I’m too old and
“Son, why are those young men pointing at me and laughing? Is it because I’m too old and fat to wear a bikini?”“Oh no mom, it’s probably those big old boobs of yours that have them excited.”“Really? Oh my, one of them just took out a camera and is pointing it at me, what should I do?”“Just stick out those big old titties mom. Make their day.” -- source link