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blacksheepboybucky:nerdgasrnz:moriartystayingalive:moriartystayingalive:moriartystayingalive:moriartystayingalive:moriartystayingalive:Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the wayMy first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that My most vivid Pokemon Go memory from 2016 was crashing recklessly through a wooded area that runs behind a residential in hopes of catching a Pokemon I don’t have, and encountering THE SMELL. You know, that horrible horrible “something here is dead” smell, but really strong, as though something very large were dead, and let me tell you what, I saw no deer or raccoons or anything large and dead, but I saw some freshly turned up earth, and I VAMOOSED THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. -- source link
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