No, it wasn’t “God”.It was the professional sperm donor - yours truly - that
No, it wasn’t “God”.It was the professional sperm donor - yours truly - that your wife hired during that weekend you were away. I came to town, spent a nice weekend in a five-star hotel blowing a few potent loads of baby batter into her cunt, had her sign a paper absolving me of any responsibility for being the father, and gave me a nice porn-star-worthy cocksucking as a tip. She’s hinted at me that the next time you’re away, she wants me over for at least one night before she gives birth, just to suck my cock a couple of more times because my cum tastes better than yours and is more plentiful when I ejaculate. -- source link