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friendlysoviet:convertedinvader:friendlysoviet:convertedinvader:stfusocialjusticeassholes:friendlysoviet:stfusocialjusticeassholes:fyeahmultiplemanta:[Image is Multiple Manta against a blue and teal pinwheel background. Top text says, “First vampire headmate: Despite being a selfish git, becomes a social justice advocate for vampires everywhere” Bottom text says, “Second vampire headmate: Despite being a pretty nice guy, doesn’t really care because he didn’t like being a vampire anyway”]So let me get this straight: There’s people that think that there are vampires inside of them? Nevermind the fact vampires don’t exist, but even if they did they wouldn’t be living inside your head.Am I only one making a whatthefuck face at this and the other images on that site?………Vampires?OUR FATHERWHO ART IN HEAVENHALLOWED BE THY NAMETHY KINGDOM COMETHY WILL BE DONEON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVENGIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREADAND FORGIVE US TRESPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST USAND LEAD US NOT IN TO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVILFOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM,THE POWER, AND THE GLORYFOR EVER AND EVERAMENI have Iscariot tracking them as I type this. I’m boarding a Vatican plane to interrogate this vile minion of the Dark Prince. We plan on extracting information, maybe find out wear these bastards of the light are spawning. Be warned, Vampire. I am quite good at extracting information. Quite.Good.I just want you to know that I laughed my ass off reading this. Holy crap.Dude, fuck the Iscariot Order.In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.Run back to your master’s lap, before I remove your head from your body, dog.Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three…two…one. Approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the target has been silenced.I need to prepare more. Till then. Well played. -- source link