likethemsoftanddumb:The sea is deep and stormy, but you are a man’s flotation device.You w
likethemsoftanddumb: The sea is deep and stormy, but you are a man’s flotation device. You were allowed on this trip for one reason, pretty object that you are. Stand there and look–wait, actually, this beer’s empty. Two reasons. Go fetch. -- source link
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