roachpatrol:dreamwaffles:copperbadge:digitaldiscipline:librarian-amy:starstuffandalotofcoffee:tikkun
roachpatrol:dreamwaffles:copperbadge:digitaldiscipline:librarian-amy:starstuffandalotofcoffee:tikkunolamorgtfo:nicknameless:claviusrobinsky:jigglebologna:thisistheglamorous:imightbebrilliant:dogwithsharperteeth:ryanjjohn:somethingwildalwaysgrows:jeffoccasionally:itsmrswhit:This is fun! Reblog with your poor explanation! I enter codes so that dudes with hammers can have help when they’re sick or old.I break your electric stuff when you don’t want it no more.I tap very loudly on my keyboard so insurance vendors can fight each other for big-ass client business.Three different sets of people yell at me about three separate things they want implemented. I then yell at a different set of people to do what the other people want done. Then I travel to the place to make sure the people I yelled at did what I told them to so I don’t get yelled at again.I make my money from a company who makes its money by taking the money earned by people who trust them with their money. I also run reports on who makes more money and where they put it. Money.I run a team that makes people online feel like they need to click things for information. I then force them to consume extra things that they don’t want. I also spend a lot of time trying to not piss off very rich public figures with giant egos. I use computers and mathematical equations that don’t make any sense to figure out how few people are needed to do a job so as little money is spent as possible[♫ that’s the technology-being-use-to-exploit-workers-under-the-guise-of-efficiency raaaaagggg ♫]I use my extensive knowledge of a particular product to put outdated system admins out of work[♫ that’s the i’m-going-to-be-the-first-against-the-wall-when-the-proletariat-rises raaaaaag ♫](sorry for ripping you off david)(sorry not sorry)I encourage adults who act like children to act like adults.I try to make online services make sense to mostly men who sell things really fast (currebt project).I tell people where books are.I make sure the machines that give off particles that might give you cancer give off the right amount of particles. Also I know how magnets work?I put dirty books and movies/CDs into piles. If they are very dirty or broken, I put them in a special pile of shame. I’m in grad school so I can take the piles of dirty books and give them to other people.People who are bad with computers call me.I stalk the wealthy. I stare at plants, and also give presentations about how people don’t stare at plants right.i wave a little plastic stick around at a magic square for a couple hours a day. this makes some people very happy and other people very mad. if i make more people happy than mad, i can keep having food and a home. I tell children to be quiet and provide them with most of the things they ask for. As well as lots of things they don’t ask for. -- source link