I am your special guest Fossiler! This is a T-Rex. It’s pretty big but it’
I am your special guest Fossiler! This is a T-Rex. It’s pretty big but it’s probably not the biggest dinosaur. Its diet includes Lawyers and Portable Toilets. It chased after Jeff Goldblum and was well known for bursting into museums and also eating featherless Utahraptors that everyone called Velociraptors for some reason. Later it went on a boat and terrorized San Diego and also it ate a dog. When I grow up, I want to be Jeff Goldblum and you should too! Thanks to our special guest fossiler of the day heliainahandbasket! -- source link
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