Uncannily like my Friday evening, between snarky bouts of facebook idiocy and other people&rsquo
Uncannily like my Friday evening, between snarky bouts of facebook idiocy and other people’s girlfriends asking me how to solve problems in their “relationships” (a word I still cannot caress with my tongue and barely my brain). This, for example, is was one of the questions tonight: (edited) “On occasion, my fellow has a difficult time maintaining an erection. This is not a problem for me, he has assured me on multiple occasions that it is not me and I turn him on. However, last night, he lost his erection and I took it a little personally. Naked, under covers, we talked about it and he again assured me that it wasn’t me. After I pressed him, he responded, "I will admit, I am not visually stimulated by you, but that doesn’t matter.” He admitted that it was my extra weight, but continued to assert that he was entirely crazy about me and that the physical attraction to my body was not so important. I was devastated.“ Holy crap. How am I supposed to answer that? I’d be out the door if I were her, and that’s pretty much what I said. "If your fellow is honest enough to say ‘your body is not my thing’ I will bet my favorite slutty push-up bra there is another fellow who will not let you out of bed, right around the corner. Go put on some heels and get your ass out the door. Why wait to be told again, 'I don’t find you fuckable but I love your sense of humor’? No one wants to be 'the girl with the great personality’ to someone you’re ga-ga in love with. There is another man for you but you’re not going to find him while you’re in bed feeling self-conscious and unattractive with this other guy. And, you will always wonder when he’s eyeballing other women – which all men do – they’re wired that way – if he secretly wants to be with them more than you. Don’t put yourself through that agony, and in all fairness, he has showed you and told you he does not find you sexually attractive. Time to exit, darling.” I hope that isn’t too harsh. -Agent 355 -- source link