tikkunolamorgtfo:psybomb: frick6101719:modern-day Abraham making deals with God like: Okay but will
tikkunolamorgtfo:psybomb: frick6101719:modern-day Abraham making deals with God like: Okay but will you agree to not destroy America if there are twenty honest Republicans?God: yesAbraham: mmm okay, okay… what about ten? Will you spare us if there are just ten honest republicans?God: yeah, okayAbraham: *sweating* WAIT WHAT ABOUT FIVE. WHAT IF THERE’S FIVE?? They managed to find 10 out of nearly 200 in the House.Finding 17 out of 50 will be more of a challenge, unfortunately, even Sodom and Gemorrah had cities to work with. Go to the wood and bring me backOne: the cow as white as milk,Two: the cape as red as blood,Three: 17 Republicans not yellow as corn Four: The slipper as pure as gold -- source link