mygayfriendlyroommate: Last summer we hosted a “dick party” and invited a bunch of
mygayfriendlyroommate: Last summer we hosted a “dick party” and invited a bunch of friends. The concept was simple, at the start all the dicks were compared. The guy with the biggest and the guy with the smallest penis could eat and drink for free as long as they kept their undies off.I always tought my dick was average but it turned out that out of the 18 people who showed up I had the smallest.They made fun of me but in a respectfull way. Like Lorenzo would give me a hug for “losing” the contest and then say it’s okay to hug me nude as he won’t feel it anyway (ha-ha), and told me size doesn’t matter and how I, as a gay, could still bottom anyway.The guy wih the biggest dick was asked if girls moan or bleed while fucking and how they were so jealous of his juicy monster. At least I had free booze…. -- source link