She’d waited patiently for hours for his arrival, and now that he was finally here she was
She’d waited patiently for hours for his arrival, and now that he was finally here she was not about to miss out on her opportunity. Dangling the mistletoe above the jolly old elf, she apologized, “I’m sorry I don’t have any milk and cookies waiting for you this year, Santa.” Her voice then turned seductively mischievous as she purred, “But I do have other… treats… planned for you though. All you need to do is decide if you want them from the ‘nice’ list, or the 'naughty’.” Leaning in closer she whispered in his ear, “And to be clear, I’m good with either…” -- source link