“Hey bro, you said you wanna borrow my skateboard? I’ll lend it to you but only if you g
“Hey bro, you said you wanna borrow my skateboard? I’ll lend it to you but only if you get down on your knees and smell my feet for 2 minutes. You can’t move or turn away just my feet on your face the whole time. Don’t worry it’ll be all worth once it’s over. Just to let you know I wore my fucked up pair of Vans all afternoon while I was out skateboarding without socks so my feet are definitely sweaty and probably stink. You’re lucky I’m not making you smell my Vans too that would be fucking torture.” -- source link