“Oh hi, finally coming around? Thanks again for coming over for dinner and sorry about the dru
“Oh hi, finally coming around? Thanks again for coming over for dinner and sorry about the drugs in your drink, but there’s no way I could’ve handled you myself. You were much easier to get in the roasting pan and truss with cooking twine while you were unconscious. I already basted you, stuffed your ass and plugged it with a zucchini so now we’re just waiting for the oven to preheat. I know you can’t talk with that apple in your mouth but there’s not much to say anyway, right? You just sit tight while I finish this gravy and we’ll have you in the oven in about ten minutes. I’m so excited - you’re going to be a fantastic roast!” -- source link
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