“You got me that Xbox just like a good boy and as a reward you’re going to watch me play
“You got me that Xbox just like a good boy and as a reward you’re going to watch me play but I know that’s not all you really want. No pig what you want is to get a whiff of these socks. I’ll give you something better, get on your knees peel off these rank socks and stuff them in your mouth. I want them there the whole time I’m playing.” -- source link