haiku-robot:soloontherocks:notanotherreyloblog:thebaconsandwichofregret:azumariko:he was on TATOOINE
haiku-robot:soloontherocks:notanotherreyloblog:thebaconsandwichofregret:azumariko:he was on TATOOINE you fucking loserObi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupidthe perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on againI’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break downaka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere aka the sand is coarse rough irritating and gets everywhere ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet! -- source link
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