unpopularcoworker:Woman: This tuna and sweetcorn…Bren: Yeah.Woman: Its all mixed upBren: Keep going.
unpopularcoworker:Woman: This tuna and sweetcorn…Bren: Yeah.Woman: Its all mixed upBren: Keep going.Woman: Well, what I really wanted was tuna and sweetcorn, separately.Bren: We don’t do tuna and sweetcorn, we only do tuna ‘n’ sweetcorn… Woman: I’m not withBren: We only do it with a ‘n’.Woman: I’m still not with.Bren: Tuna ‘n’ sweetcorn, ‘n’ means it’s all mushed up. It goes together.Jean: Morecambe ‘n’ Wise.Dolly: Little ‘n’ Large. Twinkle: Wallace ‘n’ Gromit.Anita: Baby foodDolly: That doesn’t go together!Anita: It’s all mushed upBren: Can I just say something? D'you mind? There’s some quite big things going on in the world: there’s rainforests coming down and polar icecaps melting, and people living in cardboard boxes. You’ve asked for some dinner and we have actually given you some. It might not be a perfect dinner, but then it’s not a perfect universe. And I think you have to, like, take what you’re given, and, like, deal with it. Okay? -- source link
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