zippo077: “Yo Jimmy, We got a problem. At the house. Turns out the owners had a house sitter t
zippo077: “Yo Jimmy, We got a problem. At the house. Turns out the owners had a house sitter to watch the place while they were gone. A young chick, she was doing her yoga while I walked in on her…”“She get away?” “No. got her tied up. She’s quite a looker too.”“Well, she if she saw your face, we can’t let her go, can we. I got an idea. You say she’s a looker, and young too?”“Oh yeah.”“I know a guy who kidnaps girls and sells them to rich clients overseas. I’ll give him a call…”“Ok…I’ll make sure she’s well secured…I’ll go find some more rope…” -- source link