masterblaster:theeasyvirtue:masterblaster:We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent mo
masterblaster:theeasyvirtue:masterblaster:We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…to big to use….?You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.I don’t know about too big to use, as that’s a pretty individual measurement, but a dildo that comes free with a twenty dollar purchase is probably only fit to use as a doorstop. Goodness knows what kind of toxic things it’s made out of. -- source link
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