thediaperedathlete: I’m Hellen, from HR. I’ve been sent to talk to you about some recent
thediaperedathlete: I’m Hellen, from HR. I’ve been sent to talk to you about some recent rumors about your work attire. No you aren’t in trouble. You have not broken any rules here. I think you’re rather well dressed. It’s just a few of your coworker’s have noticed some odd behavior, some odors, and maybe that you’ve been wearing protective garments and disposing them in the bathroom trash bins.Don’t be embarrassed. Again, you’re not in trouble. I’m here to offer you help. We take special needs into consideration around here. If you are wearing DIAPERS to the office for an incontinence problem. Then we are under policy, obligated to help you manage this issue. It helps you feel safe, and it keeps everyone else safe at the same time. You know, since we are still under COVID protocol. We have to keep the office a clean healthy work environment.I’m glad you asked that. If you don’t have a medical issue, then I’m afraid we’re going to have to take this as one of those sexual related issues. And under that policy, I’m afraid we’d have to report you for sexual misconduct. You know, for exposing your DIAPER bulge to unsuspecting coworkers, and disposing your urine and feces in public trash receptacles. But I’m sure that’s not the case then is it?I didn’t think so. You seem like a fine young man. Why would you make up such a serious disability for sexual reasons? If that was true, you wouldn’t be wearing a DIAPER all the time then. Just for kinks on occasion. But you do wear them all the time right? Like right now. Are you wearing your DIAPER? If you could just verbally answer yes or no please.Great. I thought so. Now that we’ve cleared that up. Let me tell you about how our special needs program goes. First, we assign you a aide. Someone from HR. Just like you probably had in Highschool. Your office will be moved closer to their office. Then that aide will be tasked with checking on you throughout the day. If this is not permanent incontinence, then they can provide reminders to go to the potty. But or in cases like yours. They provide diaper checks and help changing and disposing of soiled diapers. It changes on a case to case basis but they can also provide you reminders for all different parts of your life. Mostly based on where in the spectrum you are.Oh I’m sorry, you are on the spectrum right? Otherwise we will be needing a Doctor’s note about how you came to be incontinent.I thought so. Excellent. So I will be your aide. Surprise surprise. Your office will be attached to mine. We will share a door and a special bathroom. You will be accompanied by me at all times. And I’m going to go ahead and put you down for full incontinence, and very severe on the spectrum. Basically that you’re going to need my help doing anything besides your work. We know you’re good at doing that. It’s just holding your peepee’s and poopoo’s you need help with right?The what? The smell? Oh I don’t mind at all. Don’t be silly. And yes, I’ll be changing you. I have a full changing table in my bathroom. They had to give me a full mothering room because I’m still nursing my child at home and sometimes she has to come in with me. And between you and me, I have a bit of a stomach issue myself. Mostly gas, so I had the maintenance guys put AC return in here. So it really just sucks all the smell right out of here. You aren’t the only person with bowel issues LOL. I will warn you, sometimes I have my headphones on after lunch, and I’ve been told by my friend Laura next door that she can hear me just ripping farts the rest of the day. But it’s amazing, the smell is gone in seconds. Do you know Laura?Oh well you will. She will be covering you when I’m out. She’s very sweet. I got her this job actually. Between you and me, we used to work at hooters together in College. So She’s cool. Just do whatever she says and we won’t have any issues. Anyway, that about covers it. Do you need a diaper change right now? Let me check.Hmm, cute diaper. Is that a little boner I see in there? Uh oh, don’t tell HR. HAHA. You probably can’t control it. I get it. But ya, it’s a little wet, you could probably wet a little more though. I on the other hand cannot wait anymore. My lunch is not happy right now in my tummy, I don’t know if you can smell that but I just farted a little bit. So we should leave this office before anyone else comes in here LOL. So why don’t you accompany me to our new bathroom and I’ll give you the tour. And then you can wait patiently on your new changing table where I can see you while Mommy goes poopie in the potty. Oops, sorry. New Mommy talk, happens all the time these days. -- source link