manupyourass: “Private, why do you have a boner in the shower, are you masterbating in there?&
manupyourass: “Private, why do you have a boner in the shower, are you masterbating in there?” “Yes Sir, sorry Sir, I was super horny!” “No need to apologize Private, never stop masterbation, it’s God’s gift of self pleasure!” “Now move over, I’m gonna join you!” -- source link