“Junior, stop screwing around!” “Gosh mom, I just wanted to give you a
“Junior, stop screwing around!” “Gosh mom, I just wanted to give you a back rub and maybe a little butt rub while I’m at it.” “Yeah that’s fine but the last time you gave me a butt rub it ended up with your finger up my butt. That was very disrespectful.” -- source link