In-law(s)Not Mrs. Hux: So glad the stew is to your liking, my dear.KR: …thank you Mrs. Hux.Not Mrs.
In-law(s)Not Mrs. Hux: So glad the stew is to your liking, my dear.KR: …thank you Mrs. Hux.Not Mrs. Hux: Oh eat as much as you want. You are muchbetter mannered than what Armie darling has been telling me.KR (muttering under his breath): why that little…Not Mrs. Hux: Not to be a busybody my dear, but why are youstaying with dear Armie? As much as I adore my baby boy, I know he can be difficultsometimes.KR (to himself): only difficult! only sometimes!KR (out loud): Hux has been a most gracious host in my timeof need, Mrs. Hux.Not Mrs. Hux: So nice to see you two young men get along.(Not Mrs. Hux stirs the pot. Kylo Ren drinks more stew,picks at the beef, and eyes the new loafs of bread on the table.)Not Mrs. Hux: Have you ever heard the tales of a witch’sheart, dear?KR: Wuh?Not Mrs. Hux: An old tale, not quite impressive enough to bea legend, but not just a simple bedtime story either. A witch’s heart, appliedproperly they say, could lift all curses, poxes, hexes, the miasma of illfortune, the bite of a wild beast…Do you know what happened to the last man who tried to gaina witch’s heart for his own use, my dear?KR (gulps his stew): …Not Mrs. Hux: Pushing up daisies in my garden, my dear.(Kylo Ren chokes on the stew.)AH (wrangling an aggressive and desperate chicken): DAMNIT! REN, DON’T JUST SIT THERE! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND APPLY YOUR BEASTLY SELF!!—Mr. Hux (pushing up daisies outside): … -- source link
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