justifiablyawesome:Who Likes to Party ? “so who has better tits?” The blonde ask
justifiablyawesome:Who Likes to Party ? “so who has better tits?” The blonde asked me as both girls drunkenly lean in. “Yeah me or this cow?” The brunette said as I thought it over. I knew whoever I picked would end up sporting their combined bust, the other would be left flat chested. “You know what girls before I answer let’s make this interesting” I said before they both giggle. I had only intended to place a nights worth of drinks on the line but suddenly the blonde blurted out “fine whoever he picks absorbs the entirely” to which the brunette eagerly accepted. To make a long story short that is how I met Amanda my Amazonian wife with beautiful brown hair. -- source link