>You ok there Officer Sambuca? You seem a little confused. “I was going…I was go
>You ok there Officer Sambuca? You seem a little confused. “I was going…I was going to arrest you…” >Now why on earth would you want to arrest me? “Unauthorized…unauthorized use of reality warping technology. So hard to think. Must remember…I’m not…I’m not…” >Now why in the multiverse would I warp reality Officer Sambuca? This is the best of all possible worlds, protected by the Bimbo Police who protect us all from getting too horny! “I’m not…not a bimbo cop…have to remember…” >Oh, don’t be so modest Officer Sambuca! Of course you’re a Bimbo Cop! You’re the most decorated Bimbo Cop in the multiverse! You were awarded Bronze Dildo last year for going above and beyond the call of duty last year. Surly you remember. “I…I remember?” >Of course you remember Officer Sambuca. That’s what happened in the only reality that matters. You wouldn’t forget receiving the Bronze Dildo anymore than you would forget the Bimbo Cop’s Motto, would you? “The Motto…I remember the Bimbo Cop’s Motto…I must remember the Bimbo Cop’s Motto…” >And what was the motto you swore to uphold Officer Sambuca? “To serve…to serve and protect…to serve and protect while I serve the erect! I solemnly swear to serve and protect while I serve the erect! I’m a Bimbo Cop! I solemnly swear to serve and protect while I serve the erect!
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