beesmygod:bythebigcoolingtower:Ridiculous Questions: What’s Lionel Hutz’s Trial Record A
beesmygod:bythebigcoolingtower:Ridiculous Questions: What’s Lionel Hutz’s Trial Record Actually Like?Lets find out (Client):Bart Gets Hit by a Car - Bart Simpson vs. Mr. Burns: Settled ($0). Lost.Bart the Murderer - The People vs. Bart Simpson: Case Dismissed. Won.New Kid on the Block - Homer Simpson vs. The Frying Dutchman: Settled (An all you can eat meal). Won.Marge in Chains - The Kwik-E-Mart vs. Marge Simpson: Guilty (30 Days Imprisonment). Lost.The Devil and Homer Simpson - The Devil vs. Homer Simpson: Case Dismissed. Won.Burns’ Heir - The Simpson Family vs. Mr. Burns: Ruled in Favour of Mr. Burns. Lost.The Boy Who Knew Too Much - The People vs. Freddie Quimby: Case Dismissed. Lost.Sideshow Bob Roberts - The People vs. Mayor Terwilliger - Guility (Minimum Security Prison). Won.Round Springfield - Bart Simpson vs. The Krusty “O” Cereal Corporation: Settled ($100k). Won.The Day the Violence Died - Chester J. Lampwick vs. Itchy & Scratchy Studios: Ruled in Favour of Chester J. Lampwick ($800 Billion). Won.Won: 6. Lost: 4.Considering that the settlement for the Lampwick case is the largest in legal history, I think we can consider Lionel Hutz the greatest lawyer of all time. hes worth every penny -- source link