Here are just a few techniques that you can try on your classmates: –Scream at them in a h
Here are just a few techniques that you can try on your classmates: –Scream at them in a high-pitched, helium-inhaled voice without pause for 47 hours.–Beat the soles of their feet with an effigy of Jesus made out of frozen, compacted ladybirds.–Pass a pair of stockings dipped in marmalade through their entire body from anus to mouth and then refuse to let them win a game of Monopoly.–Bake them at gas mark 4 (350 degrees F) for 45 minutes or until the top becomes a rich, golden brown.–Staple or glue them to a panicking, claustrophobic ostrich…(Scarfolk Council, “Let’s Learn About…Torture”, 1976) -- source link
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