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coelasquid: valadilenne: rollerskaq: reanimateobjects: americanpipedream: reanimateobjects: reptonic-art: reanimateobjects: I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note? @reanimateobjectsI’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation? Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed! I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same. Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again. My name is WermI liv in groundAnd thru the darckI skwirm around The peepl tell meAll the tymI’m farr too yuckWith too much slym But I think WermIs gud to be.I find a styck I draw a me This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017. That looks like doctor penmanship, he probably thinks he writing out a prescription for you. You can’t get it filled out because he’s not a real doctor but he is a real worm; he is an actual worm. He lives like a worm. He likes to play the drums. He thinks he’s getting good, but he can handle criticism. He’ll show you what he knows and you can tell him if you think he’s getting better on the drums. He’ll leave the front door unlocked ‘cause he can’t hear the doorbell. This is the cutest iteration of the precious poem meme 2017. -- source link